Saturday, March 1, 2014

strip clubs.

just thinking-- there is a place where men can go pay bitches to shake their tits in YOUR FACE. What is the equivalent of a tittybar for women? (this is an assumingly non-single conversation) A cockbar? To be completely honest, no matter how sexed up I am, I doubt I'd ever want a guy to be shaking his dick in my face, but for the sake of equality.
Yes, there are male strippers, but I'd say the excitement comes from the ludicrously hilarious image of a real-live functioning male who moonlights in nothing but a bowtie and a scandalously tiger printed manthong. I don't find it particularly scintillating, really.

A man's fun comes from caging a cat, and I'd say a woman's fun comes from prowling. But boundaries? Oh man, boobs and hips get you into all sorts of trouble. So what'll it be? What can it be?

Man goes to strip club, can woman just go to a club? Man gets girl to give him a lap dance, can a woman have another guy dance with her? Or is it okay because he's paying the girl? Fuck that, women don't need to spend a cent!

Time to go out soon.
I'd better find me some girlfriends stat then. hahahaha goodnight.

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